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Tuesday, Feb. 17, 2004 - 8:40 p.m. Yeah, one of those. It started around lunchtime, and has been slowly building like a snowball rolling down Mt. Everest. Don�t much feel like trying to be entertaining (such that this �journal� can ever be considered �entertaining�), so I will use up the links I have been saving for just such a day. Oh yeah, and a single r-rated joke that cracked me up, too�. JOKE: A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?" He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of home made soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?" Again he declines. "No, thanks. It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. "Or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or, how about a tasty stir fry? That'll only take a couple of minutes...?" Once more, he declines. "Again, thanks, but it's this Viagra. It's really taken the edge off my appetite." "Well, then", she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm fucking STARVING!" Cracked me up. But, then again I have a silly sense of humor, so it might not have been that funny LINKS: I planed on posting a link to the webpage where they had set A Charlie Brown Christmas clips to the �Hey Ya!� song by Outcast. Unfortunately, the folks at UA syndicate (owners of all things Charlie Brown) set their lawyers after the creator of the clip. �Cease and Desist� and all� Too bad, because it was brilliant. Maybe the subject matter of the song doesn�t work for the G-rated folks at UA. Anyway�. here is a link to another rof their creations. Fred Flintstone , played by Robert Di Niro. Not as good, but still worth a look. Click on the homepage for ebaumsworld, for a bunch more time killers�. Head is still pounding, so I am out of here��
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