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Monday, Nov. 21, 2005 - 8:48 p.m. First off- the less hairy Potter-head:
What can I add- the photos say it all... The dog and cat killers at the biggest animal rights hypocrite�s organization have finally gotten around to impugning the 145 millions people in America who consider fishing a relaxing pastime. That�s right- almost one half of the people in America consider fishing a hobby. P^E>T-A considers each and every one of them a murderer. They are now handing out comic books with their propaganda to grade-school aged children, telling the little tykes that the Father is a murderer!
That�s right- your daddy is a blood thirsty killer who tortures helpless fish! Run in fear from your father! According to the owners of the world�s largest deep freezer (used to hold all the �adopted� cats and dogs they get from animal pounds and such), the man of the house is not just after fish- he wants your puppies and kittens , too . Here is the actual contents of the leaflet pictured above: Imagine that a man dangles a piece of candy in front of you. You love candy so you reach for it. But, as you grab the candy, a huge metal hook stabs through your hand and you're ripped off the ground. You fight to get away, but it doesn't do any good... You'd feel really scared, wouldn't you? That would be an awful trick to play on someone, wouldn't it? Sick fucks- brainwashing children�s minds. Nothing like telling little children that their dad will soon be cooking Spot or Tabby for dinner! If these fuckwads didn�t convince so many gullible people into thinking that they are just animal welfare proponents (instead of the lunatic fringe animal liberation kooks that they truly are), they wouldn�t have the donated money to put this kind of garbage into your young children�s hands. They like to stand outside of grade schools (off of the school�s property, of course) and give this propaganda to each child as they head home at the end of the day. I don�t really think I need to use this space to justify fishing (true story- before I heard about that pamplet, I went down to the open sewer we call Lake Mohall after work tonight and wet a couple of lines for about an hour. Only got to torture one small White Crappie, but I didn�t mind- the winds were calm, the sunset was beautiful, and after spending all day inside of a metal building, missing out on this fine weather, fishing was a great way to finish the day. Even if I didn�t get the pleasure of ripping the flesh off of the bones of a poor, defenseless� just kidding ;) But, just in case anyone from that perverted organization stops slaughtering vegetables (they might feel pain, according to one study I read about this spring) long enough to land here, I have one photograph of myself, just for them:
BTW- �cleaning� has nothing to do with removing dirt (in case you don�t use that term for filleting a fish). By the look of my overhanging belly, I might have to cut back on the deep fried white Bass. They are just as tasty broiled with lemon and a bit of butter anyway�
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